Sunday afternoon,
Her Highness was getting fidgety in that sort of way that she often
does when she needs a nap and therefore won’t stop moving for fear
she might accidentally doze off. So we sent her downstairs with
strict orders to CHILL OUT AND READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING. David and
the boys (who had both already had their afternoon quiet times) went
for a walk to enjoy the sunshine, and I made myself some tea.
Or at least, I
started to make some tea, but I was interrupted by bloodcurdling
screams from downstairs. “MOMMY! MOMMY!!!!!” To be perfectly
frank, Mab screams aren’t necessarily a sign of an emergency, so I
walked to the top of the stairs and asked what was wrong. She was
holding her mouth and crying….and then went back into the bedrooms?
Very strange. I went downstairs to her.
“I lost my tooth!”
she sobbed, her mouth bloody, and indeed there was no tooth. My
stomach backflipped—I hate teeth, especially when there’s blood
involved. So I said, “Ok, let’s go to the bathroom,” because if
there was going to be blood, the bathroom tiles were the best place
for it, and it gave me time to figure out something else responsible
and maternal to do about the situation.
But Mab already knew
what needed done (thanks to a Fancy Nancy book, I think) and started
swishing with cold water. Well that was good. Then she told me she
wasn’t sure where the tooth was, but it was probably around *my*
bedroom door. She was much happier now.
Well,
we got down on our hands and looked, and I pressed her for answers
about how and why her tooth was lost next to my door.
“It’s
not like I did anything silly like tie my tooth to a string and tie
it to the door and shut the door like some people do!” she said,
laughing awkwardly.
“Oh?”
She
told me
that she was just chewing on a string and relaxing and the string
just happened to be tied to the door and then her tooth just fell out
and then she panicked and hid the string….?
I
hadn’t even been aware of her having a tooth that loose. She’d
mentioned it to me once, but I’d forgotten because she’s been
talking about this or that tooth being loose for months, ever since
her friends and cousin started losing teeth over the summer. So I
hadn’t thought anything of it.
We
put the little tooth in her coin jar.
Then
her shiny-stuff-hoarding-dragon-of-a-little-brother got into her
money. I rescued the money, but the tooth was lost. She left a note
for the tooth fairy,
I
felt a little hypocritical
about this part, actually—we’ve
always been very clear with the kids that Santa is a fun game we play
together, and I don’t think we’ve even mentioned the Easter
Bunny. But I wasn’t sure what she thought about the tooth fairy.
Mab,
as you can maybe tell from her nickname, has had an affinity for
fairies ever since her Auntie Kate dubbed her Queen of the Fairies at
6 months old. And as much as I hate tricking my kids into thinking
that a red-suited reverse-burglar left them the presents that I
purchased for them myself, with things like fairies, I’ve been very
non-committal about their existence or lack thereof. I hedge about the impossibility of proving non-existence, but it's probably more to do with secretly hoping fairies do exist.
So
I was relieved when one of Mab’s favorite church grownups, Miss
Beth, said that Mab had told her that she’d noticed the tooth
fairy’s handwriting looked a lot like mine!
I
haven’t said anything to her about this. It’s not that I have
anything against tooth fairies—it’s that I don’t like the idea
of lying to her—playing make-believe *at* her.
But playing make-believe *with* her
is awesome.
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